.. from the home of the neverending weekend ..
farts from the other end...
Early.. ..too early,.. one sunny morning Dad is laying on the couch trying to get some shut-eye while Natalie sits in front of him watching cartoons when he smells something pungent in the air....
Posted at
10:30 AM Dad
(while positioning himself up, his face is now very close to natalie' s face)
Natalie, did you fart?
Natalie
(eyes never leaving the television)
no.
Dad
Really?
Natalie
Yes.
Dad
Oh... I smell fart.
Natalie
(pauses a moment. daddy thinks he's caught her but in actuality natalie is earnestly trying to figure out what dad is smelling. then eureka! eyes still not leaving the television. matter of factly.)
You're breath smells like fart, that's why.
(while positioning himself up, his face is now very close to natalie' s face)
Natalie, did you fart?
Natalie
(eyes never leaving the television)
no.
Dad
Really?
Natalie
Yes.
Dad
Oh... I smell fart.
Natalie
(pauses a moment. daddy thinks he's caught her but in actuality natalie is earnestly trying to figure out what dad is smelling. then eureka! eyes still not leaving the television. matter of factly.)
You're breath smells like fart, that's why.
I love Natalie.
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3 Comments:
Gross.
What happened to your promised barrage of posts??
By
highbrow, At
January 6, 2009 2:57 PM
Life is what happened. What can I say.... I can only spend so much time on something that a major tv network will never pay me rights for to turn my life in to a television series.
By
simply j., At
July 19, 2009 12:04 AM
THIS story always makes me laff & I can totally see Natalie's face... serious, frozen & eyes straining to look one way~!
By
V, At
July 26, 2009 8:41 PM
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