farts from the other end...
(while positioning himself up, his face is now very close to natalie' s face)
Natalie, did you fart?
(eyes never leaving the television)
Oh... I smell fart.
(pauses a moment. daddy thinks he's caught her but in actuality natalie is earnestly trying to figure out what dad is smelling. then eureka! eyes still not leaving the television. matter of factly.)
You're breath smells like fart, that's why.
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